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Able-Bodied Senior Who Watches TV All Day Receives Free Government Meals

  • Mon, 20 Mar 2017 19:48

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—An able-bodied senior citizen who refuses to do anything but watch television receives three free government meals every day, according to reports.

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