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Announcement: Kim Jong-un No Patsy

  • Mon, 20 Mar 2017 11:48

Enemy of Niceness V. Putin perseveres in his campaign to shamelessly gush over naïve rookie U.S. President D. Trump. Dear Leader Kim Jong-un knows this to be a Russo-American conspiracy to ridicule the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, Kim Jong-un’s haircut, and his honored sibling. Kim Jong-un, contemptuous of the International Jealous Front’s quibbles about his nuclear-weapons program and his success in having his fat-boy half brother Kim Jong-nam massaged with a poison face rub in a busy air terminal, defiantly issues Aphorism No. 63539-J: Hooligan traitor saboteurs are more easily squashed by organophosphate than by vinegar or honey.

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